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Aroostook Dirty 30

Oh cool, you're a marathoner or badass ultra runner!
Sweeeeet, you've done a million obstacle course races, because you think you're one Tough Mudda Humpa, bub.

You've read the news stories, or maybe you saw a youtube video, or heard whispered in hushed tones within your running community about this crazy race up in northern Hicksville that you don't even have to pay for!

And now you're here, the "official" website of the world's worst 30 mile run.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll quit. Our DNF rate is 50 percent for 4 years running.

This race is so bad, that it's damn near a miracle if you even make it to the start. Our DNS (did not start) rate is like, 90%, dude.

Now that we've really sold you…..

TO ENTER
Send a humorous handwritten letter(decorated), and a check for $30 to:
Kale Poland
10 Mitchell Place
Laconia, NH 03246
EVERYONE WHO TOES THE START LINE GETS A FULL REFUND.
If you are someone who just wanted to say that you signed up to sound sexy on Facebook, that's O.K. You're money will fund our Rock-n-rolla status at every club in town the night after the race. SO THANK YOU!

For questions, find our Facebook account AROOSTOOK DIRTY THIRTY or email kalepoland@yahoo.com




FINISHERS 2013
Lillian "The Terminator" Porteus
Stephen "Pepe Lepew" Assante
Amy "Split Chin" Poland

STILL CLEAN
-Michelle Roy was yanked from the bushes at mile 4
-Beau Taylor and Adam Murchison enjoyed each other's company after they were too pooched to go beyond mile 15

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Athlete Profile: Gary Allen



This month's Athlete Profile is of Gary Allen, Founder and Director of the Mount Desert Island Marathon, which has been crowned North America's Most Scenic Marathon. A lifetime runner who has a lifetime of fast times, he is part of an elite and very select group of people on the planet that have run sub-3 hour marathons in the last 5 decades.
When he hits the track and road, it's all business, but as you'll read, he has a great sense of humor and is going to fit in just fine with the Dirty Crew!

-First off, why did you decide to make the trek to Northern Maine for this wack-ass event anyways?
I hope to ride a moose and I love mashed potatoes way too much, plus I have always prefered people who drive skidders over those who drive Mercedes Benz.

-You have an extensive racing background. What is your favorite event and why?
New York City Marathon is an amazing event and amazing city!

-What accomplishment are you most proud of?
I'm proudest that I even started and suppose I will finish when I'm done, or not!

-You're of the running elite. Have you run 30 miles at one time before, and are you nervous about the "other" parts of the Dirty 30?
I have run 50 miles in one sitting in 6:21. Other parts? Do tell!

-Your motivation for training daily is:
I just need to sweat and am not very pleasant when I don't.

-Goal for AD30:
I'll do my best not to father any Canadian kids.

-What's your training playlist look like right now?
No playlists here. I run with the wind.

-Anything else you'd like to say???
I can't swim and saw something about water?