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Aroostook Dirty 30

Oh cool, you're a marathoner or badass ultra runner!
Sweeeeet, you've done a million obstacle course races, because you think you're one Tough Mudda Humpa, bub.

You've read the news stories, or maybe you saw a youtube video, or heard whispered in hushed tones within your running community about this crazy race up in northern Hicksville that you don't even have to pay for!

And now you're here, the "official" website of the world's worst 30 mile run.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll quit. Our DNF rate is 50 percent for 4 years running.

This race is so bad, that it's damn near a miracle if you even make it to the start. Our DNS (did not start) rate is like, 90%, dude.

Now that we've really sold you…..

TO ENTER
Send a humorous handwritten letter(decorated), and a check for $30 to:
Kale Poland
10 Mitchell Place
Laconia, NH 03246
EVERYONE WHO TOES THE START LINE GETS A FULL REFUND.
If you are someone who just wanted to say that you signed up to sound sexy on Facebook, that's O.K. You're money will fund our Rock-n-rolla status at every club in town the night after the race. SO THANK YOU!

For questions, find our Facebook account AROOSTOOK DIRTY THIRTY or email kalepoland@yahoo.com




FINISHERS 2013
Lillian "The Terminator" Porteus
Stephen "Pepe Lepew" Assante
Amy "Split Chin" Poland

STILL CLEAN
-Michelle Roy was yanked from the bushes at mile 4
-Beau Taylor and Adam Murchison enjoyed each other's company after they were too pooched to go beyond mile 15

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

AD30 Summer Jingle


Tick, tick, tock, oh, how the time does go
2 more months and it's showtime, so
Have you lifted, have you run?
Enjoyed all of this summer sun?

I hope you have, and I'll tell you why
The TMBs would like to see you cry
Cursing and moaning is music to the ears
of nasty bicyclers who've been waiting all year

To torture and maim, and then laugh out loud
Put on your wifebeater and wear it proud
To those who toe the line, all praise is due
because what you're in for, you haven't a clue

The 2nd Annual AD30 will be no bore
We've got so many great surprises in store
A new feature called Hell Hour will be no yawner
We can only hope it'll make you a goner.

So do your thing and toughen yourself,
Cause the Aroostook Dirty 30 is bad for your health!