AD30 V

AD30 V

Aroostook Dirty 30

Oh cool, you're a marathoner or badass ultra runner!
Sweeeeet, you've done a million obstacle course races, because you think you're one Tough Mudda Humpa, bub.

You've read the news stories, or maybe you saw a youtube video, or heard whispered in hushed tones within your running community about this crazy race up in northern Hicksville that you don't even have to pay for!

And now you're here, the "official" website of the world's worst 30 mile run.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll quit. Our DNF rate is 50 percent for 4 years running.

This race is so bad, that it's damn near a miracle if you even make it to the start. Our DNS (did not start) rate is like, 90%, dude.

Now that we've really sold you…..

TO ENTER
Send a humorous handwritten letter(decorated), and a check for $30 to:
Kale Poland
10 Mitchell Place
Laconia, NH 03246
EVERYONE WHO TOES THE START LINE GETS A FULL REFUND.
If you are someone who just wanted to say that you signed up to sound sexy on Facebook, that's O.K. You're money will fund our Rock-n-rolla status at every club in town the night after the race. SO THANK YOU!

For questions, find our Facebook account AROOSTOOK DIRTY THIRTY or email kalepoland@yahoo.com




FINISHERS 2013
Lillian "The Terminator" Porteus
Stephen "Pepe Lepew" Assante
Amy "Split Chin" Poland

STILL CLEAN
-Michelle Roy was yanked from the bushes at mile 4
-Beau Taylor and Adam Murchison enjoyed each other's company after they were too pooched to go beyond mile 15

Friday, September 24, 2010

Final Transmission

Allllllllrighty then.

This is the last post before AD30.
I'll can the rhetoric and get straight to the point.

Again, my recommendations:
-Headlamp for the first hour and a half
-Small backpack.
-1 extra pair of shoes
-extra clothes
-gloves?
-cell phone in case you want to drop

REMEMBER THAT THERE IS NO AID.
This means there are no volunteers out there giving you water with a smile.

The course DOES come back into town around mile 11, meaning you can stop in a store on your way by one.
PLAN accordingly.

The course will be marked using arrows, chalk, and yellow ribbon. We will also be in critical places to ensure that you are going to the right way.

IF YOU CHOOSE TO DROP, it's not our responsibility to come get you, NOR IS IT OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO COME FIND YOU IF YOU TAKE A WRONG TURN.
I've designed the course so you are never very far from civilization, so you can't really get lost, per se.

Please call me if you have made the decision to drop.

Now that that stuff's out of the way, I'm looking forward to a great time, and you should be too.
Not many people have the guts to attempt something like this, so I applaud your courage.

Be here early, around 4:30.
The start is at 5 sharp. We wait for no one!
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