Aroostook Dirty 30 V: Year Of The North Street Outbreak Sept 27, 2014: 2012 Apocalypse Edition Tires

Aroostook Dirty 30

Oh cool, you're a marathoner or badass ultra runner!
Sweeeeet, you've done a million obstacle course races, because you think you're one Tough Mudda Humpa, bub.

You've read the news stories, or maybe you saw a youtube video, or heard whispered in hushed tones within your running community about this crazy race up in northern Hicksville that you don't even have to pay for!

And now you're here, the "official" website of the world's worst 30 mile run.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll quit. Our DNF rate is 50 percent for 4 years running.

This race is so bad, that it's damn near a miracle if you even make it to the start. Our DNS (did not start) rate is like, 90%, dude.

Now that we've really sold you…..

TO ENTER

Send a humorous handwritten letter(decorated), and a check for $30 to:

Kale Poland

10 Mitchell Place

Laconia, NH 03246

EVERYONE WHO TOES THE START LINE GETS A FULL REFUND.

If you are someone who just wanted to say that you signed up to sound sexy on Facebook, that's O.K. You're money will fund our Rock-n-rolla status at every club in town the night after the race. SO THANK YOU!

For questions, find our Facebook account AROOSTOOK DIRTY THIRTY or email kalepoland@yahoo.com

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

2012 Apocalypse Edition Tires

There are a few things all Dirties are required to come to the starting line with on September 22. A real tire from a car or truck, a Little Debbie Snack Cake, and a badass attitude. If you have yet to submit a letter for entry into The Apocalypse Edition of AD30, it's ok. You have 2 weeks from your submission to send over a picture of your tire. I shall accept pictures of something humorous, in the true spirit of AD30.