AD30 V

AD30 V

Aroostook Dirty 30

Oh cool, you're a marathoner or badass ultra runner!
Sweeeeet, you've done a million obstacle course races, because you think you're one Tough Mudda Humpa, bub.

You've read the news stories, or maybe you saw a youtube video, or heard whispered in hushed tones within your running community about this crazy race up in northern Hicksville that you don't even have to pay for!

And now you're here, the "official" website of the world's worst 30 mile run.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll quit. Our DNF rate is 50 percent for 4 years running.

This race is so bad, that it's damn near a miracle if you even make it to the start. Our DNS (did not start) rate is like, 90%, dude.

Now that we've really sold you…..

TO ENTER
Send a humorous handwritten letter(decorated), and a check for $30 to:
Kale Poland
10 Mitchell Place
Laconia, NH 03246
EVERYONE WHO TOES THE START LINE GETS A FULL REFUND.
If you are someone who just wanted to say that you signed up to sound sexy on Facebook, that's O.K. You're money will fund our Rock-n-rolla status at every club in town the night after the race. SO THANK YOU!

For questions, find our Facebook account AROOSTOOK DIRTY THIRTY or email kalepoland@yahoo.com




FINISHERS 2013
Lillian "The Terminator" Porteus
Stephen "Pepe Lepew" Assante
Amy "Split Chin" Poland

STILL CLEAN
-Michelle Roy was yanked from the bushes at mile 4
-Beau Taylor and Adam Murchison enjoyed each other's company after they were too pooched to go beyond mile 15

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Flyin', flyer, flyest?



I made the flyer today.

It looks like a 2nd grader did it. Maybe worse.

You know what? I love it.

What inspired me to create this event?
Our society is taking all the fun out of life...that's what.

People want to plan.
They want have to their ducks in a row.
They want to know what's coming, and they want to have a folder for everything...with other folders inside those. Each of those are tabbed, with another set of folders that are labeled.

Well I'm sick of that. Enough organization.
Enough planning. Enough yuppie-ism.

Nobody in the Old West had an I-Pad, Flight Deck, or even hydration.
They made do with what they had, and never cared about average speeds or stock markets.

The universe needs The Dirty 30.
In a world of control, it's time you lost some for a while...
and Got Dirty.
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4 comments:

  1. gzrguyAugust 10, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    Dude,get back on your meds-NOW! You're freakin' me out with this crazy race. =(:0 Ya need to take a second shot at this from a more sensible,socially acceptable perspective...C'mon, man, who wants to get his gear all dirty anyway? Haha- you know I'm kidding! Can't wait! What a great idea! You totally da Man!

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  2. UnknownAugust 12, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    awesome

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  3. RenéeAugust 13, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    for some strange reason you make this sound possible, doable and surmountable.

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  4. MikeAugust 13, 2010 at 8:29 PM

    Wait...people didn't have hydration in the old west? I mean, I knew it was dusty, but that's crazy! When did drinking water get invented? During prohibition maybe? I guess that's where the saying "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink" came from, none of those damn cowboys knew how to! I've got a whole new respect for Howdy Doody.

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