AD30 V

AD30  V

Aroostook Dirty 30

Oh cool, you're a marathoner or badass ultra runner!
Sweeeeet, you've done a million obstacle course races, because you think you're one Tough Mudda Humpa, bub.

You've read the news stories, or maybe you saw a youtube video, or heard whispered in hushed tones within your running community about this crazy race up in northern Hicksville that you don't even have to pay for!

And now you're here, the "official" website of the world's worst 30 mile run.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll quit. Our DNF rate is 50 percent for 4 years running.

This race is so bad, that it's damn near a miracle if you even make it to the start. Our DNS (did not start) rate is like, 90%, dude.

Now that we've really sold you…..

TO ENTER
Send a humorous handwritten letter(decorated), and a check for $30 to:
Kale Poland
10 Mitchell Place
Laconia, NH 03246
EVERYONE WHO TOES THE START LINE GETS A FULL REFUND.
If you are someone who just wanted to say that you signed up to sound sexy on Facebook, that's O.K. You're money will fund our Rock-n-rolla status at every club in town the night after the race. SO THANK YOU!

For questions, find our Facebook account AROOSTOOK DIRTY THIRTY or email kalepoland@yahoo.com




FINISHERS 2013
Lillian "The Terminator" Porteus
Stephen "Pepe Lepew" Assante
Amy "Split Chin" Poland

STILL CLEAN
-Michelle Roy was yanked from the bushes at mile 4
-Beau Taylor and Adam Murchison enjoyed each other's company after they were too pooched to go beyond mile 15

Thursday, August 26, 2010

4 weeks, 1 day




29 days until the much-anticipated, super-fun(?), AD30.
I'm very excited to see so much interest from people that haven't even run a marathon.
If you haven't, that shouldn't stop you.

I mean, let's get this straight.
This isn't your typical pocket-protector, short-shorts wearer type of marathon.
You know, the type where at the start line, everyone is nervously eyeing each other to see who's the fittest, because they're so insecure about themselves.

This is about cool people who want to have fun, and push themselves to the absolute limit, so that they may finish and declare themselves a stronger person.

You do not have to be a "runner". You need to be a hardhead.
You need to be one Dirty SOB.

I've been exploring course options, and I can tell you, this is an experience you are NOT going to want to miss.
If you do, you'll hear all about it around town, and you'll spend the next 364 days crying in your beer with your evil friend, Regret.

29 days.
Hit the gym, Dirties.

krp

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