AD30 V

AD30 V

Aroostook Dirty 30

Oh cool, you're a marathoner or badass ultra runner!
Sweeeeet, you've done a million obstacle course races, because you think you're one Tough Mudda Humpa, bub.

You've read the news stories, or maybe you saw a youtube video, or heard whispered in hushed tones within your running community about this crazy race up in northern Hicksville that you don't even have to pay for!

And now you're here, the "official" website of the world's worst 30 mile run.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll quit. Our DNF rate is 50 percent for 4 years running.

This race is so bad, that it's damn near a miracle if you even make it to the start. Our DNS (did not start) rate is like, 90%, dude.

Now that we've really sold you…..

TO ENTER
Send a humorous handwritten letter(decorated), and a check for $30 to:
Kale Poland
10 Mitchell Place
Laconia, NH 03246
EVERYONE WHO TOES THE START LINE GETS A FULL REFUND.
If you are someone who just wanted to say that you signed up to sound sexy on Facebook, that's O.K. You're money will fund our Rock-n-rolla status at every club in town the night after the race. SO THANK YOU!

For questions, find our Facebook account AROOSTOOK DIRTY THIRTY or email kalepoland@yahoo.com




FINISHERS 2013
Lillian "The Terminator" Porteus
Stephen "Pepe Lepew" Assante
Amy "Split Chin" Poland

STILL CLEAN
-Michelle Roy was yanked from the bushes at mile 4
-Beau Taylor and Adam Murchison enjoyed each other's company after they were too pooched to go beyond mile 15

Monday, August 16, 2010

Some "Rules"



OK Dirties.

Time for a few rules.
Maybe not rules.
I'll call them Suggestions....why?

One, I hate rules.
Two, if you go against my Suggestions, you might find the AD30 a little less enjoyable...ie, I'm going to make you more miserable.

Suggestion 1
You must wear some type of costume to start the race.
Failing to do so will...well...I won't get into that.
Just wear a costume, or you're going to hate your life for 8 hours.
You might want it to be somewhat minimal.
Do whatever you want, I don't care.

Just don't show up in a damned Milwaukee Bucks Mascot suit, you'll die of heatstroke.
Unless that's the way you want to kick off.

Suggestion 2
Bring an extra pair of underwear.
If you don't wear underwear during running, you must still bring underwear.

Suggestion 3
Plastic bag for cellphone. Unless you have a waterproof phone.

More to come. You have 39 days to get your mind right.
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2 comments:

  1. gzrguyAugust 16, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    Just gets weirder, folks...

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  2. RenéeAugust 17, 2010 at 8:40 AM

    Steph and I decided on the phone this morning that "if we're gonna die, we might as well die while looking stupid."

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