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Aroostook Dirty 30

Oh cool, you're a marathoner or badass ultra runner!
Sweeeeet, you've done a million obstacle course races, because you think you're one Tough Mudda Humpa, bub.

You've read the news stories, or maybe you saw a youtube video, or heard whispered in hushed tones within your running community about this crazy race up in northern Hicksville that you don't even have to pay for!

And now you're here, the "official" website of the world's worst 30 mile run.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll quit. Our DNF rate is 50 percent for 4 years running.

This race is so bad, that it's damn near a miracle if you even make it to the start. Our DNS (did not start) rate is like, 90%, dude.

Now that we've really sold you…..

TO ENTER
Send a humorous handwritten letter(decorated), and a check for $30 to:
Kale Poland
10 Mitchell Place
Laconia, NH 03246
EVERYONE WHO TOES THE START LINE GETS A FULL REFUND.
If you are someone who just wanted to say that you signed up to sound sexy on Facebook, that's O.K. You're money will fund our Rock-n-rolla status at every club in town the night after the race. SO THANK YOU!

For questions, find our Facebook account AROOSTOOK DIRTY THIRTY or email kalepoland@yahoo.com




FINISHERS 2013
Lillian "The Terminator" Porteus
Stephen "Pepe Lepew" Assante
Amy "Split Chin" Poland

STILL CLEAN
-Michelle Roy was yanked from the bushes at mile 4
-Beau Taylor and Adam Murchison enjoyed each other's company after they were too pooched to go beyond mile 15

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The Dirty Facts


OK.

I've been drinking too much coffee on this rainy day, and I figured I'd do another update, whereas I hit the woods tomorrow and won't see another piece of technology for 8 days. I don't know a few of the entrants, so I feel the need to repeat a few things. Sorry to those who get the point. I'm paranoid. Blame it on the meth.

I was talking to some County folk the other day, and apparently the event is getting quite the attention up there.

First, the necessities.
I will have a waiver that says all of this, but in a nutshell:
-YOU ARE IN THIS EVENT AT WILL. You can quit anytime.

-You aren't paying for anything, so you won't have aid in the form of food or rescue personnel. This event is done in the tradition of grass roots sports. Friends competing with friends and razzing each other. You can quit anytime.

-This is not a traditional race format, it is a challenge. No matter how fast you are, you will struggle to get under the 8 hour cutoff. I absolutely promise. You can quit anytime.

-This, like any other ultramarathon or adventure race, can and probably will result in some type of overuse injury.

-If you don't have a headlight or an inflatable flotation device large enough to hold you up in the water, we cannot let you start.

-If you have any injuries that keep you from doing any of the challenges, you must let us know prior to the start.

-No race-day entries...meaning you can't show up on race morning and say you are doing the race. We've put time and preparation into each athlete, and it would not be fair to the rest of the racers for you to jump in with the advantage of us not knowing you....that being said, send your email to kalepoland@yahoo.com to enter. Must be humorous.

-4:45am is the pre-race check in at mojo

-Look up towards the top of this. If you aren't under CONFIRMED 2011 ENTRIES, please confirm.

I can't help but wonder how many will actually show.
Last year we had something like 12 entrants declare Dirty, and only 5 started. 2 finished.

It's been brought to my attention that there may be more people working the Dirty than actually running. Awesome. Less chance of something going awry.

Very excited to see everyone. Very excited to see everyone push their limits. Super excited to drink beer with the Dirties after.
Almost time to to knuckle up, everyone.
Get it.

krp

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